We're now on to Poster Two in our anti-PETA campaign that start in the September 1st issue. Remember how PETA had naked supermodels to get across an anti-fur message? Well, The Carny is now getting celebrities to support it - totally without any permission whatsoever! We've gone from PETA to ZETA with the wonderful Ms. Catherine Zeta-Jones. Guys, download the poster below and display it with pride to all your vegetarian friends. Then get them to put pressure on PETA to quit griping about omnivores and do something useful instead of attacking MacDonald's. If God had wanted us to be vegetarian, he would have given us buck teeth, big floppy ears and flat, hopping feet. As it is, he gave us incisors for tearing flesh and intestines designed to break down animal proteins. So if PETA want to have a go at anyone, try taking on the Big Man!

Click here for our Vegetables - dead when picked poster

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