Here it is! As promised in the September 1st issue, the Carny starts its anti-PETA campaign. Download the poster below and display it with pride to all your vegetarian friends. Then get them to put pressure on PETA to quit griping about omnivores and do something useful instead of attacking MacDonald's. If God had wanted us to be vegetarian, he would have given us buck teeth, big floppy ears and flat, hopping feet. As it is, he gave us incisors for tearing flesh and intestines designed to break down animal proteins. So if PETA want to have a go at anyone, try taking on the Big Man!

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